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More from inside the Palin/Beck Griftapalooza
Glenn Beck, eyes a-rollin’, says the U.S. Constitution has a secret code embedded within, and that the phrase “We the People” is itself code — the William S. Burroughs theory of “Word as Virus.” It’s The Government vs. You, and You are the A’merkin Way. And then Beck pussies out of real-man politics, again: “It is not my job to lead, it is my job is to remind you who you are.”
And who are they, this audience of old people in a shoddy convention hall drinking $4 draft beer from plastic cups on a Saturday night? Stupid? Gullible? Scared? Never to see another full-time job with benefits, and now with a fresh $100 charge on the nearly maxed-out Discover card for a ticket to this third-rate tent revival?
That is who they are. And they need Sarah Palin because she truly understands that all of this — whatever they do or mostly don’t, is “for the children.” (Or, when the children reach bombing age, “for the troops.”)
Sarah Palin has, like nearly every other dumb animal on Earth that lives to reproduction age, pooped out a baby or ten. And this makes her uniquely able to lead the way. “Women are leading the way because they don’t avoid the truth like men,” says this habitual liar and serial deceiver. “We will have found our North Star,” she says, referencing her own grandiose code name used at luxury hotels across the Lower 48, “if we only have a firm reliance in Divine Providence.”